It's
Andrew Lloyd Weber week for your Top 6 on American Idol 7. To enhance your viewing experience, I suggest that the gentlemen don their best top hat/tuxedo and ladies, please spray anti-dust mite before wearing those awful feather boas
(I mean, when did chicken and bird stink become fashionable on humans anyway?) and tasseled, itchy, and lacy
dresses abominations
(stay away from me while you're in those because the smell reminds me of my great grandma, post-humus, srsly). Sit back, restrain yourself, and listen to the excruciating renditions brought to you by your finalists as they take on songs that may bore non-theater fans and the non-musically-inclined to non-existence.
Let's begin.
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